...In The Extraordinary Mind of Jas...

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Just an urchin living under the street
I’m a hard case that’s tough to beat
I’m your charity case
So buy me something to eat
I’ll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Rags to riches or so they say
You got to - keep pushing for the fortune and fame you know
It’s all a gamble when it’s just a game
You treat it like a capital crime
Everybody’s doing their time

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city’s gas chamber
Why I’m here I can’t quite remember
The surgeon general says it’s hazardous to breathe
I’d have another cigarette but I can’t see
Tell me who you’re going to believe

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

So far away (4x)

Captain America’s been torn apart
Now he’s a court jester with a broken heart
He said -
Turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losing my mind -
“Are you blind?!”
I’ve seen it all a million times

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

I want to go
I want to know
Oh, won’t you please take me home

I want to see
Oh, look at me
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Take me down
Beat me down
Oh, won’t you please take me home

I want to see
Oh, look at me
Oh, won’t you please take me home

I want to see
Boy, I’m going to be mean
Oh, oh take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

I want to go
I want to know
Oh, won’t you please take me home
Yeah, baby
Yeah

Waiting.. to cut out the deadwood 
Waiting.. to clean up the city 
Waiting.. to follow the worms 
Waiting.. to put on a black shirt 
Waiting.. to weed out the weaklings 
Waiting.. to smash in their windows 
and kick in their doors 
Waiting.. for the final solution 
to strengthen the strain 
Waiting.. to follow the worms 
Waiting.. to turn on the showers
and fire the ovens 
Waiting.. for the queers and the coons 
and the reds and the Jews 
Waiting.. to follow the worms

The Coen Brothers are one of my favourite film directors ever. Their films are big inspirations. The following films are films by the legendary Coen brothers. The films are in order from least favourite to most favourite. 
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8. A Serious Man (2009)

7. Raising Arizona (1987)

 

6.  The Ladykillers (2004)

5. True Grit (2011)

4. No Country For Old Men (2007)

3. Fargo (1996)

2. O’ Brother Where Art Thou’? (2000)
 

1. The Big Lebowski (1998)



“My opinion, Bitches. No one can change my mind on the rankings!” 

At first, I thought she was kinda “meh”, when she was starring in them shitty Disney films. But now, I think she’s amazing. I just don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s her eyes or maybe even her lips… I DON’T KNOW!!!! 
I actually can’t wait to see Christopher Nolan’s third instalment to the Batman films with The Dark Knight Rises as Anne will be playing as CATWOMAN. And you can already imagine how fine she’ll look in a really tight leather costume and kicking ass. If Anne were to read this…… MARRY ME!   

The first film of the trilogy was pretty impressive but wasn’t the best thing. It only went well as it had someone like Megan Fox to perv on. And then in 2009 they released the sequel Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen which I have to say, is the worst film in the history of film. The director Michael Bay has made some terrible films and some great films. The bad films have to be Pearl Harbour (2001), The Island (2005) etc. And some of the great films he’s made such as Armageddon (1998) and Bad Boys (1995) (not too keen on the sequel). But I have to say that the Transformers Trilogy have to be dumped in to Michael Bay’s worst films’ pile.

Transformers 3 was better than the sequel (Revenge of The Fallen) but then again, what isn’t? The story itself was pretty “meh” but in a way pretty gay! And The screenwriter (Ehren Kruger) needs to sort out his dialogue writing. The whole film was just filled with really unrealistic dialogue and cheesy lines. For a great example when Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) tells a person in a job interview (and another time) that he’s saved the world twice, and that he can’t tell them how and when but he has….. Now, tell me if you saved the world would you brag about it in a job interview like an absolute plonker? If you said that, you will straight away, be classed as an absolute mental patient. 

Secondly, I have to say that the camera-work in this film was mixed up and just out of place. There where a few parts in a the film where they used sort of an Edgar Wright kind of style where the shots are skipped and cut in fast paces. Edgar used it in in Shaun of The Dead (2004) and also in Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010). I don’t care if Bay made the film, you just don’t do that unless you’re going to use it through out the film. It just seemed out of place to me.

Thirdly, the fact that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley needs to go to acting school. If she just played the role that Marilyn Monroe played in her  films where she just didn’t say much and was basically an object for the audience to look at, it would of been great. It’s just the British accent that sort of made her look misplaced for some weird reason. Other than her acting, she has an amazing body… that’s all I have to say, about her appearance. There’s  nothing else that attracts me, to be honest.

The action in the film was pretty awesome, and sort of grabs your balls. And the special effects was amazing too… But if you ask me I’d rather watch it in 2D and NOT in 3D only because I bloody hate 3D films!!

If you’re up for watching a terrible film, but full of awesome action and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s sweet ass right at the start of the film go watch it. But, I wouldn’t waste my money on watching it. If I were you I’d jus wait for it to come on DVD and rent it NOT buy it. 

“I wish I had a time machine just so I made sure I prevented myself from watch this awful waste of film” [1/5]

No matter what anyone says, the phone booth scene from Tony Scott’s True Romance 1993 (written by Quentin Tarantino)  has to be one of the best 2-3 seconds of sexiness LOL. To be honest if it was longer it would of been quite irrelevant as there was a scene near the start of the film which already shows there relationship. Who wouldn’t say this scene ain’t erotic when you have Patricia Arquette and her stunning looks? lol :) 
 

I’ve got to say that I’ve always had a celeb crush on Jessica Alba. And this being my first “Pervert Monday” I have to give it to her :)